Carp Song
you caups tuns au aftanoons to gold
sun go down we one day old

you jump three hour onna shore
den swim away no guts no more

you slow you wait an steal au line
when we not lookin all the time

we laugh an talk an scwatch au ass
an tell the boats we catchin bass

dem yanks dey think you rotten food
but dey ain’t had you baubicued

dey twist dey face an hole dey nose
an ack like we was cwazy joes

but yugoslavs for you dey say
dey ain’t no price too high to pay

but we gets tickets where we pauk
an we builds fires afta dauk

we swims where its agins the law
an eats au fwozen hot dogs raw

an dey don wan us back no more
the cops dey love my fren Ihor

aw dem trees we cauved is fallin down
an more an more we not aroun

the lake she takin down the shore
an you caups look like a dinosaur

but you tuhns au aftanoons to gold heh
sun go down we one day old

Goes back to june fishing in Kent Lake growing up in
southeastern Michigan.
They'd flop in the trunk all the thirty miles back to Detroit,
we'd keep 'em alive in the bathtub till dinner time, not
necessarily the same day.
If you were a northern anglo, carp were garbage fish; if you
were almost anybody else, they were gold.
The song's dialect is taken from one of our fishing buddies,
a french armenian who would call them
caups.
A version of this song was recorded live in the KUNM studio
by Mark Weber, and appears on Albuzerxque Vol. 13, put
out by ZERX records.
(c)  Mitch Rayes